The best karangan of the century

I came across this karangan when one of my friends sent to me. Remarkable story...

karangan budak darjah 4 yang menyeramkan. .

Pagi itu pagi minggu. Cuaca cukup sejuk sehingga mencapai takat suhu beku. Sebab itu saya tidak mandi pagi sebab air kolah jadi air batu dan air paip tidak mahu keluar sebab beku di dalam batang paip. Pagi itu saya bersarapan dengan keluarga di dalam unggun api kerana tidak tahan sejuk. Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya menemaninya ke pasar.

Tetapi saya tidak mahu. Selepas emak menikam perut saya berkali-kali dengan garfu barulah saya bersetuju untuk mengikutnya. Kami berjalan sejauh 120 kilometer kerana pasar itu letaknya 128 kilometer dari rumah. Lagi 8 kilometer nak sampai pasar saya ternampak sebuah lori kontena meluru dengan laju dari arah belakang. Dia melanggar emak saya. Emak saya tercampak ke dalam gaung. Dia menjerit 'Adoi!'.

Lepas itu emak saya naik semula dan mengejar lori tersebut. Saya pun turut berlari di belakang emak saya kerana takut emak saya melanggar lori itu pula.
Pemandu lori itu nampak kami mengejarnya. Dia pun memecut lebih laju iaitu sama dengan kelajuan cahaya. Kami pula terpaksa mengejar dengan lebih laju iaitu sama dengan dua kali ganda kelajuan cahaya. Emak saya dapat menerajang tayar depan lori itu. Lori itu terbabas dan melanggar pembahagi jalan lalu bertembung dengan sebuah feri.

Feri itu terbelah dua. Penumpang feri itu yang seramai 100 orang semuanya mati. Pemandu feri itu sangat marah. Dia pun bertukar menjadi Ultraman dan memfire pemandu lori. Pemandu lori menekan butang khas di dalam lori dia. lori itu bertukar menjadi robot Transformer. Mereka bergaduh di udara. Emak saya tidak puas hati. Dia pun terus menyewa sebuah helikopter di Genting Highlands dan terus ke tempat kemalangan.

Dia melanggar pemandu feri yang telah bertukar menjadi Ultraman itu. Pemandu feri itu terkejut dan terus bertukar menjadi pemandu feri semula lalu terhempas ke jalanraya. Pemandu feri itu pecah. Pemandu lori sangat takut melihat kejadian itu. Dia meminta maaf dari emak saya. Dia menghulurkan tangan ingin bersalam. Tetapi emak saya masih marah. Dia menyendengkan helikopternya dan mengerat tangan pemandu lori itu dengan kipas helikopter. Pemandu lori itu menjerit 'Adoi..!' dan jatuh ke bumi.
Emak say menghantar helikopter itu ke Genting Highlands. Bila dia balik ke tempat kejadian, dia terus memukul pemandu lori itu dengan beg tangannya sambil memarahi pemandu lori itu di dalam bahasa Inggeris. Pemandu lori itu tidak dapat menjawab sebab emak saya cakap orang putih. Lalu pemandu lori itu mati.
Tidak lama kemudian kereta polis pun sampai. Dia membuat lapuran ke ibu pejabatnya tentang kemalangan ngeri itu. Semua anggota polis di pejabat polis itu terperanjat lalu mati. Orang ramai mengerumuni tempat kejadian kerana ingin mengetahui apa yang telah terjadi.
Polis yang bertugas cubamenyuraikan orang ramai lalu dia menjerit menggunakan pembesar suara. Orang ramai terperanjat dan semuanya mati. Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya ke pasar untuk mengelak lebih ramai lagi yang akan mati. Di pasar, emak saya menceritakan kejadian itu kepada penjual daging. Penjual daging dan peniaga-peniaga berhampiran yang mendengar cerita itu semuanya terkejut dan mati. Saya dan emak saya terus berlari balik ke rumah. Kerana terlalu penat sebaik saja sampai di rumah kami pun mati.
Itulah kemalangan yang paling ngeri yang pernah saya lihat sebelum saya mati.

Just another report~~

Life is getting horribly hectic recently.... Lectures are increased n the comprehension level of the lecture's note is getting vague (i've reached the stage of partial lost, and it may progress further, i guess) The topic that we are having now is cardiovascular, ie learning the power station of the human body. I'm so amazed with the ever working engine since our birth until now. It's rather complicated to learn all those physiological mechanism that keeps us living, but it worths everything. The worst part of learning the heart is when it comes to the development of heart and blood vessels, which I'm reading right now. Then it came to the idea of posting something on the blogger just to give my mind a minute of deep breath and also rejuvenate myself.

A lot of my time has been sacrificed by a bunch of activities held from the last week until now. It was undoubtedly enriching and fun, I was cherished by the presence of all the medical juniors. They are very sweet and respectful (don't really know the deepest thought of theirs yet, but I assume they are truly lovable) I took part in the "interaction day" program held last sat, it was mainly a kind of explorace that wreck your soul from outermost physical down to your innermost mentality. Again, what I can say is that I really enjoyed the time with all the juniors. By right, my actual post was to moniter the whole procession of the event, but I turned out to be the miserable participant who is played by all AJK mainly of my second year friends. At the end of the event, I managed to deliver a stupid-looking speech though I was completely in the state of fatigue and lost of breath. That was the only day that I work out the most comparing with my usual day, it does help me to pump up my cardiovascular efficiency a few notch.

Whereas on this mon, again I was in charge of a booth set up at my campus just to introduce our medical society. It has been fun to drain off all my precious afternoon just to set up the booth with some of the exco. The booth stood out to be splendid and impressive among the others. But sadly it got torn off and removed by today.

And for a brief announcement, I have officially adopted a buddy of mine from my previous secondary school. He's very pleasant and caring (of course I treat him in the same way) It's the kind of people you will have nice impression at the 1st sight. ( but why is he still single?) I'm sure he has a bright future and build a very successful career. Yoohoo to my buddy....

That's all for today, I have meticulously calculated the time wasted to type the blog with the limitation of 30min to the max. See you guys again ++++(^.^)+++++

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Newbiezz...

It has been a real long while since I last wrote my blog here. The main and the most common adjective we like to use all the time--- BUSY. Undoubtedly, this word does apply to my current life, but most of the time was used to recover myself from infection. For the last 3 weeks, I was suffering from consecutive serial infections, started with a mild fever and sneeze, what kind of infection is not be able to be diagnosed by me with my current limited knowledge of infections. Soon after few days, I got partly recovered after taking some symptomatic medicine from a doctor downstair. However, that is not the end of the story, my immunity got breached by the 1st infection, then followed by a communicable flu from my dear housemate. This time, to pump up a few notch of 'bacterial celebration' in my vulnerable body system. They introduced me with a new disease --> coughing. How delightful of me. I suffered through one whole week with my self-prescribed symptomatic treatment of paracetomol and clarinase. Fortunately, it got well within a few days.

So far, these are not the cream of the story at all, in fact it carries no point at all. Luckily i don't need to pay for every single word. Today is a memorable day as today is the 1st day i got to meet up with my honourable juniors who are coming in for the 1st year of medical course. They looked so energetic and perplexed upon the 1st arrival of them into our campus. I was in charged of the tour of one of the groups. We have got total of 215 juniors coming in for medical faculty. Quite a number right? This is the so-called policy that aims to increase the total number of doctors in conjunction to the promotion of high quality health care system in Malaysia.

So, I took the future doctors for a brief ride in our campus. It's practically extremely confusing for them as the route of the journey is rather complicated and tangled up. They will go like :"How come this place looks so familier?" as I brought them to the same place for 3 times in 30 min(you can imagine the size of our campus) Some of the juniors are highly enthusiastic with a lot of questions prepared on a notebook and threw all of them in one shot on me to answer them. Of course i'm glad to give clarification and help them. And one of the features of 1st year students is that 'they are horribly tall' I'm sure lots of senior will be awed by their average heights. It's a good sign. Overall, I'm quite happy and satisfied with their politeness and eagerness in studying UKM.

I hope, in the future, all of us can establish a strong bond among the seniors and juniors, as in the face of our future, we really need to work hand in hand to cherish up our lives and overcome obstacles in complete cooperation. Welcome Juniors!

Now with my sloppy eyelids, I think I'm not be able to carry on already as my brain is gradually shutting down part by part. I have to stop now before my brain cannot support my ability to turn off my laptop. C ya~~